From alt.humor.best-of-usenet comes this gem
Subject: punctuation (sad story)
From: "Pat Bowne" [email protected]
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.composition
In my morning paper there was a photo of an irate protester. He held a sign
which read:
"No! Sexual predators belong in family area's!
If anyone has this picture, please send it my way so I can post it along side of this entry. Thanks!