From alt.humor.best-of-usenet comes this gem

Subject: punctuation (sad story)

From: "Pat Bowne" [email protected]

Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.composition

In my morning paper there was a photo of an irate protester. He held a sign

which read:

"No! Sexual predators belong in family area's!

If anyone has this picture, please send it my way so I can post it along side of this entry. Thanks!