Best of Usenet - Chefs gone mad
Everyone knows how much I like to cook, If I don't have TechTV turned on its FoodTV... I found this post on alt.humor.best-of-usenet regarding chef antics, I thought it was just too funny so I thought I'd share.
> > are you guys for real? Stuff like this really happens?
> I think my favorite (although tame in comparison to some of this stuff)
> was the chef I worked for, who, upon being told by a bread delivery man
> that the rolls were indeed fresh and not stale, responded by saying,
> "Then you won't mind if I do THIS!" She caught him about eight times on
> the bridge of the nose with eight consecutively thrown rolls. Fastballs
> too. I think she may have broken his nose on the last throw.
I remember watching a prep cook having a breakdown and in the midst of
it taking a 20-gallon pot of eggs that were hard-cooking, emptying it on
the floor, and stomping them like a French vintner screaming in a high
panic all the while "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!"