I'm having my parents come visit me sometime in the next two weeks and have lied and told them I am dating someone I am in love with. You will only have to come to one dinner. In exchange for this I will buy you an IPOD - yes new - we walk into the store together and buy a new IPOD.So you have to take part in a lie that the whole internet knows about except for this poor saps parents. Willing? It is an iPod after all :)
What he doesn't say is what kind of iPod, I say it should be a 40 gigger for the gold digger.