I stood in line for 40 minutes yesterday, a line full of potentially sick people and their kids. Why? because my wife made me, thats why!

The end result was horrific at best, as the nurse with an evil gleam in her eye took a sharp pointy object and jabbed it into my arm. She made mention a few times before the whole process started that I should relax, but how could one relax when they know they are about to be stabbed?

Then she put a piece of cotton and pressed hard against my wound, which at that point I was wondering if she was going to be rubbing salt into it next?! Once she removed the cotton, she put on a sad and disappointed face and said "Its not going to bleed for me?" She disposed of the items and sent me away.

Get your flu shot today! (if you dare)