Subject: Re: That Worm

From: [email protected] (Thomp)

Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams

StarChaser Wrote:

> [email protected] (Thomp) wrote:

>

>> OK, so my school computer has not been hooked up to the internet for 3 months.

>> When I go back to school, I'm assuming the first thing I should do is update my

>> Nortons and do a Windows Update. Is there anything else I need to do to avoid

>> getting the worm or anything else?

>

> Put a condom over the ethernet connection.

I was thinking more along the lines of the pill. I don't want my computer to

have to rely on the male end of the cord for protection.